Funny Quote #6834148
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friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years friend 2: is

friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years
friend 2: is always hooking up with someone
friend 3: has 851362764092 guy friends
me: i wonder what it's like to touch a real live boy

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Tori-bird * 1 decade ago
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....my phone thinks that 851362765092 is someone's phone number. I clicked on it and it started to call them.
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Babynewyear69 1 decade ago
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you have friends? lucky...
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gab* 1 decade ago
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barely
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glitter162* 1 decade ago
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Don't ask Pinnochio, he has no clue.
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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Goes up to a boy: *gasp* omfg they breath....
Boy:what?
Me: uh-um i uh....what even are you? A creature sent from god? Uhm i uh got- gotta go
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gab* 1 decade ago
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omg if you see another please let me know what it feels like
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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I actually have a guy friend and throughout out the year i had a few school guy friends, and my friends brother hung out with me the whole time i was in florida and omg i sound like im surrounded by guys but im really not...Maybe i can be that nerdy awkward 7th grade girl who walks into school the first day of 8th grade looking like she is a totally different person. Lol
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gab* 1 decade ago
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oh god 7th and 8th grade were brutal for me i was literally the most awkward nerdy shy ugly you name it person ever 9th grade was a little better but i was still pretty bad maybe maYBE i can get in some male interactionn for sophomore year
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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Lol same here, the only time a guy asked me out was when he got "zapped" ( incase you dont know what that it its a game where you have to stay quiet for a certain amout of time and if you dont you have to ask someone the other person assigned to you" so this kid had to ask me out and he was like " just say no" and i mean i didnt like him and all, but that whole year i felt like no one liked me, because i dont know that was just me and it was only the 6th grade but it bothered me, because i dont have a lot of friends. But then i went into 7th grade and a lot of kids liked me as a friend but basically school friend and why am i telling you this. Lol
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goawayanthony* 1 decade ago
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whats a boy
are they poisonous
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gab* 1 decade ago
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yeah they're an endangered species
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