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The Wittians Chapter 1 pt 2 Promotion "You know that's



The Wittians



Chapter 1 pt 2
 


Promotion 



"You know that's not a possibility." She smiled.

"I'm here for the Nutella. Where is it?" I asked

"It's in the kitchen, you better hurry before Bambi eats it!" She said

"Bambi?" I walked into the house and scanned the room for Nutella.

"It's my nickname for Amber, you like?" She asked

"I can live with it. Amber!" I enthusiastically screamed just I saw my best friend.

She was sitting on the window nook licking Nutella off her fingers.


"Back off it's mine!" She said as she hid the jar of Nutella.

"Amber come on! It freaking grows on your tree!" I complained.

" I wouldn't mess with Amber if I was you." Ava said

"Why?" I asked trying to take the Nutella out of Amber's hand.

"She's having that time of the month." Ava said

"No, I know how to handle my self when that happens!" Amber screamed

"Sure." Ava said

"You know what-" Amber started


"Will you two calm down?!" I yelled

"Ava, go to the kitchen and get me Nutella." I comanded

"But-"

"Now." I said.

Ava rolled her eyes and walked to the kitchen. I put my hand on Amber's shoulder.

"What's wrong honey?" I asked

"I saw him, with another girl and I think this one might be his girl friend." She explained.
She was talking about her long time crush Eric, the travelor. He was the rebel with out a 
cause and just like every rebel with out a cause, he had girls twirling the tip of his fingers. Nearly every girl liked him. To be honest, I couldn't really understand why. I mean sure he was good looking, but to me that was about it. But, then I again I didn't know him to judge.

"Oh come on Bambi, this guy switches girls like he switches socks." I said

"No, he seemed really happy with her." Amber cried

"Who?" I asked out of curiousity.

"Mac." She answered

    "The travelor?" I asked.  Amber nodded.

"Amb, I'm pretty sure she's not his girl friend." I said

"How do you know?" She asked

"I saw him with Ana yesterday and they looked like they were pretty into each other." I answered

"Ana Castro?" She asked

"Yes." I said

"Ugh, I'm doomed." Amber sighed. 

 
Ana Castro was like the female version of Eric; rebel, and trouble maker. Except the difference between Eric and Ana was that Ana seemed to be innocent. Everybody thought she was the quiet, shy, reserved chic. But, on the inside Ana was mysterious, secretive, and dominating. She was a hot brunette with beautiful light eyes. So, it was illegal to blame any guy for liking her. The other thing with Ana was you either hated her or loved her, there was no in between with this girl. I personally loved her. She was my 'stare at cute boys and make fun of barbie girls buddy.' We saw each other every gym class since our lockers were next to each other. Mac, on the other hand was a whole different story. She was a random, awesome and funny. Mac was the kind of person you'd hang out with if you wanted a nice laugh because this girl was epic. She was a pretty petite blonde girl who was an Advanced Travelor. You see, there were three majors in Witty Academy. Intellectology, Comedical, and Travology. Each member of the Witty Academy belonged to one of these categories. Everything just depended on the types of quotes they've written before joining. People who've written mostly funny quotes joined the Comedical Secction. People who wrote mostly deep and inspirational quotes, like me; entered into Intellectology and everyone else joined the Travology; they were the ones who had quotes of all kinds. Everyone who joined in Travology became a Travelor; Travelors were the only people who were allowed to comunicate and travel to the outside world. So, it was easy to say that Travelors had the biggest responsibility. Intelects, usually became teachers, Counsleors, Lawyers. Comedics could become whatever, but they were mostly celebrities; like actors, and singers. 


That's it for right now; sorry I couldn't write the past few days. I was just going thru something but I'm cool now. So comment, feedback. I will write the next chapter tommorrow or later on Today thank you and again if you don't see your name I will put you in I promise!


 
 
 




 

41 Comments

hannahmagic13 6 years ago
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Kayby- half Asian half white, you can make up the rest! Bit of a nerd...
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ecawesomeness 6 years ago
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so i commented before and my name is Annabel and i hope you remember me lol or can find my name but anyway can you make me kind of insensitive and stuff? idk i'd just really love to read that. its your choice. idk if i'm too late. i honestly love this story though<33
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kelly* 6 years ago
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can you notify me? that'd be great (:
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Ellmo 6 years ago
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this is incredible! oh my gosh you are suuuuchh an amazing writer! can you please notify me? i literally hooked! & can you please try to include me in the story? i put my info in the first quote you made about the story. but, just in case, here it is again:
my name is kate.(:
i have sorta long brown hair, im pretty short.... haha. & umm...im sorta a girly girl, i guess. but im not afraid to be a little sporty or anything. (: thanks so much!!
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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I came here to fūck bîtches.
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mads* 6 years ago
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That's funny, because I punch them.
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Dayka* 6 years ago
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This story is SOO INTRESTING GIRL I LOVE IT! Can I be in it too? My name is Deqa [Dee-ka] and I'm a crazzzyyy person, funny, but at the same time, when around certain people, I can be deep and understanding. I've gotten my heart broken manyy times & I put up a happy/ shell of myself. I'm also really funny. I'D BE AN HONOR TO BE IN YOUR STORY!! :)
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TheSkeleton584 6 years ago
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OH MY GOSH! :DDD YOU SHOULD BE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE STORY! OR TWIN SISTA! HELL YEAH! BUT IT'S DA WRITER'S CHOICE. :P
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Dayka* 6 years ago
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OMG!! Yeah!! TWIN SISTERS!! HECK YEEAAH GIRLFRANN!! :D
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Dayka* 6 years ago
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I'd also love to be notified for these amazing stories! :) thank you so much! <3 <3
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Dayka* 6 years ago
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*It'd be an horor..
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bunnylover43 6 years ago
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Can you notify me? I love this story! And also can i be in your story? I put the info about me in i think the first one :)
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Erinluvsyou 6 years ago
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Lol if you put your info in the first then she will for sure put you in sometime in the story!(:
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amur3074 6 years ago
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This is great! Keep notifying me!! :) And keep up the good work!
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ArtFrenzy 6 years ago
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Notify please, I'm hooked!!
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p0kemon 6 years ago
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Traveler b.tchesss
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paramoregirl3 6 years ago
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When are you writing the next bit?? x
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paramoregirl3 6 years ago
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Great, good everything is okaii now x :D cant wait to read more!!
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*Caraphernelia* 6 years ago
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Love it :)
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Plusle_N_Minun 6 years ago
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Love it! I love the 3 groups you used haha :D
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Bananaaah 6 years ago
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Thanks for the notification, can I have another next chapter? c:
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DanHowell 6 years ago
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This was so good! Thanks for the notification btw
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likemillionares 6 years ago
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BRAVA GIRL BRAVA ENCORE PLS THIS IS MAGNIFICENT DARLING
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Cameron* 6 years ago
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I like the three groups you came up with and this chapter was pretty amazing!
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cecaldwell18 6 years ago
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This is so good! I love this story
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wanderer* 6 years ago
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I LOVE IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS!!! I'm trying to figure out what I'd be. I try to be funny and inspirational but then fail xD
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Christina*

posted July 22, 2013 at 6:19am UTC tagged with funny, cute, story, love

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