I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or
I hate how girls in tampon
commercials are always swimming or running through fields of
flowers.
No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy,
romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds...
You must suffer like I do.
but seriously what the heck! Oh i got my period today. let me just go for a hike run through a field of daisies then go swimming. oh no clean clothes let me just wear every white piece of clothing there is to be sold. Im not gonna let this effect me i dont want chocolate SALAD HER I COME!!
What? Are you telling me it isn't normal to be happily wearing every white piece of clothing you have, eating healthy foods, exercising, and being especially perky while on your period? My entire life is a lie.
Like "oh i got my period today?! THAT'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM OR AN INCONVENIENCE WHATSOEVER LET ME JUST WALK OUT MY DOOR AND CONTINUE LIVING MY LIFE BECAUSE ALWAYS SAYS TO HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD SO I DO EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL BECAUSE LIFE IS PEACHES AND THE WORLD IS A BOWL OF JELLY AND FALSE ADVERTISING NEVER KILLED NOBODY LAWL"
i start asking philosophical life-altering questions, so when I begin wondering what this life means or why we have a "normal" then i get prepared real quick hahah