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Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting

Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting on facebook about all the time? . ."

Me: *pats his shoulder* "SIT DOWN YOUNG GRUB AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK."

Dad: "I think I just made a big mistake."

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Mac_is_a_nerd

posted July 24, 2013 at 9:17pm UTC tagged with homestuck, funny

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