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how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to


how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

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iluvyou143 8 years ago
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who's your fav member of one direction?
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happiest* 8 years ago
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Niall
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iluvyou143 8 years ago
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mee tooo
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MrsJHutch 8 years ago
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What's your social security number ;)
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happiest* 8 years ago
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idk
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BrokenTwilight 8 years ago
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What shampoo do you use?
What's your blood type?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Have you ever licked an animal?
How big is your pinky finger?
If you were a teenage mutant turtle, what color of bandana would you wear?
How much dog food have you consumed in your lifetime?
Have you ever bitten someone?
Did they cry?
Do you need to go to a mental asylm?
Do I need to go to a mental asylum? Probably
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happiest* 8 years ago
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Different shampoos
A
lol idk
my cat
it's small
purple
idk
Yes the dentist
maby :P
No c;
Thank you c;
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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how long does it take you to curl your hair?
what weapon would you choose for a zombie attack?
in what position do you sleep in?
how many pillows do you have?
how many pairs of blue colored underwear do you have?
what is your favorite thing to sacrifice to satan?
do you hear voices sometimes?
what faction or district do you belong in?
what is your favorite neon marker?
least favorite book?
ever punched/slapped a kid? why?
haha just had some inspiration xD
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happiest* 8 years ago
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20 mins
idk lol
every position
3
2 Lol
my bra :P
yeah sometimes
idk
yellow
Roads of love
yes to shut him up

Aww thank you so much i really enjoyed c;
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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haha my pleasure :) <33
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happiest* 8 years ago
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<33 You're too sweet <333 c;
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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aww thanks made my day <333 you're so nice too!!! y u no have more followers haha :) <33
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happiest* 8 years ago
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Aww thank you c;
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DanceForJesus 8 years ago
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Do you like Resees?
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happiest* 8 years ago
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You're not my follower c;
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josiewdog123 8 years ago
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rejectedddddd
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someoneinhiding 8 years ago
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What type of matress do you sleep on? What floor of your house is your room on? do you like monkeys?
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happiest* 8 years ago
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Memory Foam Hybrid
white :P
yes alot
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someoneinhiding 8 years ago
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btw love your quotes
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ArtFrenzy 8 years ago
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What book series di you love?
Tv series you love?
Music you love?
What hobbies do you enjoy?
What is your favourite shoe, clothes and accessories brand?
What's your favourite hairstyle?
What's your life motto?
Feel free to answer, or ask a few questions back!!:)
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happiest* 8 years ago
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1)Daddy why don't you love me?
2) Pretty little liars and some mexican shows
3)Hard rock and pop
4)Dancing
5)Forever 21
6) Buns
7) Everything happens for a reason
Thank you i really enjoyed now answer your questions c;
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TheGirlWhoLived 8 years ago
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how often do you sneeze?
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happiest* 8 years ago
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It depends um like 3-4 a day
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pinkneonlights_ 8 years ago
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how many sheets of toilet paper do you use
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happiest* 8 years ago
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hm good question.
Like 4-5 lol :P
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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how many outlets do you have in your room
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happiest* 8 years ago
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3
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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whats your moms maiden name
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happiest* 8 years ago
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jack
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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whats your political party preference
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happiest* 8 years ago
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democratic
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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whats your gpa
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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what shampoo do you use
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happiest* 8 years ago
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different shampoos
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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how much milk do you like in your cereal
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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whats your fav flavor of chips
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Swag Unicorn* 8 years ago
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how often do you pee
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