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911: Hello, whats your emergency? Me: Yes, hi. Some b.i.t.c.h

911: Hello, whats your emergency?

Me: Yes, hi.
Some b.i.t.c.h just killed my vibe.

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posted July 26, 2013 at 3:23pm UTC tagged with funny, famous

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