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PERSON 1: What does idk mean? PERSON 2: I don't know PERSON
PERSON 1: What does idk mean?
PERSON 2: I don't know
PERSON 1: OMG, no-one knows!
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posted July 27, 2013 at 12:14am UTC tagged with
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