Chess is the most truthful game ever
invented.
Why, you ask?
Well, the King in the game can only move
one space at a time, no further, in order to
win.
The Queen, on the other hand, she can move
wherever she likes, as far as she likes, in order
to win.
Compared to real
life;
Boys can only move to their way to
win one step at a time.
Girls, on the other hand, can move
freely from losing, to winning, whenever
they want.
Isn't it obvious?