Mother: Oh, you know
you can tell me anything! I won't tell anyone!
Me: Okay so... *tells her everything*
Mother: *tells dad*
Mother: *tells grandparents*
Mother: *tells aunts and uncles*
Mother: *tells her friends*
Mother: *tells her work mates*
Mother: *tells the next door neighbour*
Mother: *tells Obama*
Mother: *tells aliens*