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remember: if you see something, say nothing. drink to forget.

remember: if you see something,
say nothing.
drink to forget.

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hardheadsoftass 1 decade ago

bad advice

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posted July 27, 2013 at 9:02pm UTC tagged with welcometonightvale, imhopingsomeofyouknowaboutnightvale, famous

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a list of things that i wish i had never had to say (a.k.a "why is my life the way that my life is") (on the phone to my mother) "i think one of the tadpoles just ate the other five. they're all gone and it's the only one left in the tank. oh, god, i think it might have just exploded." (to the lady at the pet shop) "so my sister's pet tadpoles ate each other, i kind of need some replacements before she gets home" (to a boy) "no, your girlfriend is not cheating on you with me- yes, i'm certain about that." (to a teacher) "we accidentally photocopied our faces and printed it off 300 times, is there any way to cancel it?" (to alex) "i will not go out for pizza with you if you wear oven gloves as slippers. no, i don't care if you can't find your shoes." (to eoghan) "standing on a table and giving out free 'swag lessons' to ten year olds is not something we do at school" (to my sister) "no, a group of elderly people is not called a 'herd of elderlys'. please stop calling them that when they walk past." (to my idiot relatives) "japan is actually not a continent." (to my cat) "why must you stand on top of doors and throw yourself on to peoples heads as they walk past?" (to then-boyfriend) "no, that's not a furry demon. yes, that's my cat. she does that sometimes." (to jack) "have you finally overcome your addiction to rubbing my chin dimple when i'm talkin- oh no i suppose not." (to eliza) "i'm not saying that we accidentally clicked on a p/orn site on your mothers computer but we might have done and it's frozen now hELP" (to my maths teacher) "i'm sorry for bringing a kettle to class but there's a plug at the back of the room and we really wanted some tea." (to a boy) "i know my friend threw a shoe at you but she felt like it was a good idea at the time." (to my art teacher) "james and i kind of painted each others faces blue and we can't get it off and we're not really sure how to feel about that." (to a zoo keeper) "that giraffe just licked my eyeball, is that safe?" (to my science teacher) "the person who convinced the entire class to balance pencil cases on their heads was not me." i accidentally started thinking about weird stuff i've said and almost all of this was within the last year of my life oh my god
walk into the club like, "let's just assume everyone in here hates me oh god why am i here" and then climb out of the window

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