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I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today: man:

I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
man: *buying condoms*
me: would you like a bag?
man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

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BravoSierra

posted July 29, 2013 at 1:35pm UTC tagged with omg, lol, funny

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