Nmq Quote #6842541
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Random person in the middle of the night: Are you asleep? Me:

*Random person in the middle of the night*: Are you asleep?
Me: No, I' m just training for when I'm dead.

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posted July 29, 2013 at 10:50pm UTC tagged with nmq, asleep, away messages

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