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posted July 31, 2013 at 11:32pm UTC tagged with ifindstupidthingsfunny, derpification, funny

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NOTHING HURTS QUITE LIKE your best friend introducing you to their best friend, or your crush introducing you to their girlfriend/boyfriend. You see how incredibly content they are, and you just hope your smile is convicing enough. You know you want them to find happiness, but... even if it costs you your own?
If you try to cheer me up after I've had a bad day by saying that the sun might be having a bad day and yet it still decided to shine for me, I will take that as you referring to me as a giant ball of burning gas. Do not refer to me as a giant ball of burning gas, please. It does not make me feel any better.

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