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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later

I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.

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yourcool 1 decade ago

My life.

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posted August 1, 2013 at 6:23am UTC tagged with funny, quote, tumblr, secret

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