You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like one direction.
Stranger: directioner?
You: Yeeeeees.
Stranger: yayyy!!! fave member
You: Niall. How many r's are there?
Stranger: where?
You: How many r's are there?
You: Any directioner should know this...
You: Oh god youre a carrot.
Stranger: F/CK YOU GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN