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I'm really awkward I do drive thru at my work. & this
I'm really awkward
I do drive thru at my work.
& this guy came in
& he told me I was cute.
My response?
"Thanks I have a turtle."
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Boyfriends are like turtles. I actually do have a turtle. but I still don't have a boyfriend. So they're really not the same.
Don't fall. Chapter 13 After practice was over Trevor drove me home. The minute I got into my house I passed out in my bed. The last thing I saw was Trevor laying beside me. ~~~~~ I woke up not remembering what year I was in or who I was. I looked up and Trevor was on his phone. When he felt me move he looked down at me, "Morning sunshine." I smiled, closed my eyes, and stretched. "What time is it?" "It's only 8." He pulled me closer to him. I played with his hands, "I'm so tired." He laughed, "Yeah. Practice is tough." I nodded and burried my face into his chest. "I don't wanna leave this bed." He laughed, "Then you're gonna hate this. Team building session tonight." I took my pillow and chucked it at his face. He laughed and hugged me. I lifted my head up, "Let's go eat." he said getting out of the bed. I got up and followed him downstairs. He had a seat while I got food out. "OMG. Veggie chips." I said. "Ewwwww. Veggie chips." he mocked. I stuck my tongue out at him. He laughed and pulled me into his lap. He twisted my body so I was facing him. He looked at me then smiled, "I know this sounds cheesy but I've never felt this way about a girl." He smiled. I blushed and looked down. He took my face into his hands and tilted my face up. He leaned in and kissed me gently on the lips. He pulled away, "Be my girlfriend?" He asked in a soft voice. I blushed and hugged him around his neck. My legs craddling him, his arms wrapped around me. "Yes." I whispered in his ear. He hugged me close and then I pulled away and got off. "What do you want to eat?" I asked him. He shrugged, "I don't care. Surprise me." I threw two hamburgers on the stove and let them cook. I chopped up 3 potatoes into a fry shape and threw them on an oven pan with a little bit of oil and salt, I popped them into the oven. While everything was cooking I looked up to see Trevor staring. I glared at him, "What?" I asked. He smiled, "Didn't know you could cook." I shrugged,"Do you like bacon on your burgers?" I asked smiling. He laughed and helped me finish the food. In the end we made a salad, burgers, and fries in a little under 30 minutes. We sat down and ate, he looked at me, "I think this is the most I've seen you eat." He said to me. Embarassment filled me. I pushed away my food even though I had not touched it. He looked at me, "It's a good thing." He said giving me a weird look. I looked away and ate half my burger and a few fries. When we finished eating we got up, he hugged me. "I'll pick you up when you're done getting ready. We're going to Joe Dumars so I mean dress comfortable." He smiled and kissed my cheek, "Text me." I closed the door behind him and went upstairs to shower. When I finished and left my phone was ringing. I ran and picked it up. "Hello?" I said. "Hey. It's Anna." The voice said. "Oh. Hey. What's up?" I asked. "Nothing. Wear camo today though with high tops and a bandana." She said. "Wait. Why?" I asked. "You'll see when you get there. See you in a bit." "Uhh. Okay bye." I said as the line went dead. When I was done getting ready I was wearing a camo tank top, black leggings, and studded camoflauge high tops. I tied my hair up in a messy bun and put my bandana over it. A few minutes later my phone was ringing. Anna again. "Hey, I'm outside." She said. "Why are you picking me up instead of Trevor?" "Because. It's war." She said with a giggle. "Just come downstairs and I'll explain." I made my way downstairs and I looked outside, "Alex you look good." Anna said to me when I got into the car. Also in the car were Bree and another girl who I didn't know. They were all dressed like me, different variations. "What's the point of this?" I asked. "The football team decided to play a little prank today on the girls locker room. We're getting them back tonight." Anna said. "How?" I asked. "You'll see." Anna said. Okaaaaaaaay. This may not seem that big but it is. love this outfit! http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_151/set?id=92466968
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