Love Quote #6846645
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I called my friend, Molly, like 10 minutes ago and she didn't

I called my friend, Molly, like 10 minutes ago and she didn't answer so I left a ton of dirty pick up lines in her like voicemail. 
I just decided to like play around with my phone so I went to my recent calls anD IT TURNED OUT I DIDN'T CALL MOLLY. I CALLED MY MOM.
DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!?

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*SocialCasualty* 1 decade ago
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Oh my god... that really sucks!! What was her reaction?
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ErinIsTheName* 1 decade ago
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Just for you, imma fav this.
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desperado* 1 decade ago
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yo dani that sucks
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Fireiscatching 1 decade ago
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F//ck your life
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freak* 1 decade ago
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:') Made. My. Day.
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