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Microwaving your ice cream because it's too hard to scoop.

Microwaving your ice cream because it's too hard to scoop.

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bone

posted August 4, 2013 at 12:28am UTC tagged with microwave, imactuallydoingthatnow, icecreamicecream, funny

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