My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet he might

Omg! We had this inside joke in my math class this year. We asked our teacher if he liked zebras and he smiles and goes, "Zebras are nnniiiiicccccceeeee..." It was the scariest and funniest thing that has ever happened in math class. And that's saying a lot cause, it's math class! We drew zebras all over his chalk boards on the last day of school! 😂

I just died.. XD

I KNOW! He might want her back.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/truus_en_zoo/6075201665/

omg

swerve

HAHAHAHA

My boyfriend ?
He is locked in my basement because he might try to run away.
What?

I broke his feet too- I'm faster then him

My boyfriend also isn't allowed to drink any energy drinks. Like what you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? NOT TODAY BUDDY

My boyfriend isn't aloud to look at anything except me. He might brake up with me and go for the dead body beside him .

My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the Discovery channel, like what the heck you trying to discover? New ways to leave me? UHM NOPE I DON'T THINK SO.




;D

I like you

You too. You're funny. xx

I am going to steal your face because you are pretty

Omg if you steal my face people will throw stuff at you and say "EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME EWWW" and then yeah. I wish I had your face. *Sigh*

*gives you face *
NOW YOU ARE UGLY
*takes your face*
I am a beauty queen

Hahaha, noo, it isn't opposite day yet.(; Therefore, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ♥♥♥♥

*dies*
Holy lord of muffins no