You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: ok

You: I HIT MY POST LIMIT ON TUMBLR FOR THE FIRST TIME HELP

Stranger: here we are

Stranger: idk what to tell you babe

You: i just dont know what to do because i cant even blog about it

Stranger: sleep it off

Stranger: sleep the pain away

You: yeah sleep i forgot about it because its been so long since i had any

Stranger: cause of all the blogging huh

You: yeah there are just so many good posts

Stranger: tell me about it

You: i tell myself only one more but then i just keep blogging

Stranger: i never pee anymore because i can't stop scrolling

Stranger: my bladder is the size of a beach ball

Stranger: doctors are telling me i have to stop but i can't

You: same here i never leave my computer

You: i never leave my computer because i cant leave my computer

Stranger: i could never do that to my poor compy

Stranger: he would cry

Stranger: i can't let him cry can i

You: no, which is why we must never leave the computer

Stranger: ok ilu

Stranger has disconnected.