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How to attract the common white girl: - Sit in a circle of uggs

How to attract the common white girl:

- Sit in a circle of uggs

- Pour Starbucks all over yourself

 -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud

- Sit and wait
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twistedlovexox 1 decade ago
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Make sure you play A Thousand Miles on an Iphone though! Oh and don't forget a mirror for selfies
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Don't forget the white iphones and belly-tops xD
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KenzieKenz 1 decade ago
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3826d098d97584175c034c220ce526fa/tumblr_mk4gvhsbRn1rwdhi0o1_1280.jpg
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BrookieeCookiee 1 decade ago
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starbucks tastes like chocolate milk.
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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Well SOMEONES not a white girl.
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Buzz_LightYear 1 decade ago
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Don't forget the panera bread
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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Changing room selfies at the mall, need those too.
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dandelions 1 decade ago
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am I not considered a common white girl because I think uggs are ugly starbucks is gross and dont even know who vanessa carlton is?
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p0kemon 1 decade ago
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AMEN
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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No you are not.
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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you also should buy a pack of red solo cups to make it look like you're going to do the cup song
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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That might attract some rednecks though! #redsolocup #youfillmeup
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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#letshaveaparty #iloveyouredsolocup #ifillyouup #proceedtoparty #proceedtoparty
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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#hashtag #commonwhitegirl #instacool #instaidiot #instatwerk #instatag #follow4follow #follow #doubletab #instapic #instagirl #girl #mall #starbucks #coffee #cherrymochalatedoublepumphazzlenutwithextrawippedcreamandchocolateandhazalnutdrizzle (no clue if that's real lawlz) #lawlz #lol #followme
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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#seahorse
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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#XDface
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dandelions 1 decade ago
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I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHA
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ItsJustChey_* 1 decade ago
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I can't even stop laughing.
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p0kemon 1 decade ago
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and White iPhones, need lots of those.
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56yirUf2r1rtunduo1_500.gif
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lithium* 1 decade ago
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MAKIN MY WAY DOWN TOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOME BOUND
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jetney 1 decade ago
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KenzieKenz 1 decade ago
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DODODODODODO
AND I NEED YOU
AND I MISS YOU
AND NOW I WONDER
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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IF I COULD FALL, INTO THE SKYYY, DO YOU THINK TIMEEE WOULD PASS ME BYYY
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D WALK A THOUSAND MIIILES
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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IF I COULD JUST SEE YOUUUU, TONIGHT
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_Jannette 1 decade ago
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Pahaha
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posted August 6, 2013 at 7:57pm UTC tagged with imnotbeingracistok, itssotruethough, funny

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