Worthy Quote #6850377
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Write me a letter! Dear _______________, I ______ you. You have

Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
I might follow you if I deem worthy enough.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway.

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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Dear you

You have a nice face.
you make me fangirl cause your so hawt. awhh lol.
You should become famous And he best friends with harry styles & hook me up.
h You + me = the coolest two people in the world whoop whoop. If I saw you now I’d probably hide because I'm really a 70 year old man
lolwut?
I want to jump on a trampoline with you. Because I love trampolines. I would build a fort out of blanket just for you because that's really all I know how to build. If I could sing you any song it would be really awful because I can't sing at all but I'll force you to sing with me because it's fun. We could ride unicorns under the stars.

Love,
Just some weirdo lol okay.

(P.S. I really just wanna ride unicorns)
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seguinista 1 decade ago
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dear shitstain
I like you. You have a nice àss. You make me h0rny lul. You should marry my brother. Someday I will eat your face. You + me = queen wh0res. If I saw you now I'd take your cool ranch. I want to lick you. I would built a Dorito tree just for you. If I could sing you any song I would sing judas by lady gaga. We could become belly dancers under the stars.

Love, your queen whôre.

P.s. I like ur face leik lul bby love u<33333
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The Chosen One* 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli
I don't really know you.
You have a nice smile
Someday I will tweak with you ( idea everyone's obsessed with that so..yeh)
You &me= enemies c;
If I say you know I'd say sorry :)
I want to apologise to you.
Of I could sing you any song it would be..
I'm sexy& I know it (idek) I would build a robot just for you. We could.. Kill eachother under the stars.

Love rhi.


P.s sowwieeh
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli,

I don't know you. You have a nice hairstyle. You make me jealous of your glasses. You should post a video of you trying to attract the common white girl. Someday I will eat nutella. You + me = two people who use witty profiles. If I saw you now I’d probably wave and awkwardly walk away. I want to be on witty profiles at the same time as you. I would build a lego house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be terrible because I can't sing. We could blog under the stars.

Love,
Caitlin

(P.S. I tried really hard not to sound creepy while writing this.)
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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Tht was totes adorbs gurl
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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XD tnk u
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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anytym lyk srsly
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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ermergrd urk
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ChrisMat 1 decade ago
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Dear stranger,

I don't know you. You have a nice pair of glasses. You make me want to wear my glasses. You should wear your glasses more often. Someday I will stop talking about myself so much. You + me = strangers c;. If I saw you now I’d say hi ;3. I want to go running. I would build a lego just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the spongebob theme song C;. We could do anything under the stars.

Love,
Christina xb
(P.S. I spent 5 minutes of my life writing this so you better say thanks lol)
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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thxzz bbyyyz
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britany* 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli,
I like you. You have a nice sense of humor. You make me laugh. You should twerk. Someday I will twerk with you. You+ me = twerk buddies. If I saw you now I'd twerk. I want to twerk on you. I would build a institution of twerking just for you. If I could sing you any song with would be 'Don't drop that thun thun thun' We could twerk under the stars.
Love,
Britany

(P.S. i wanna twerk with you)
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA TWERK WITH ME I have no butt what so ever and I cannot twerk for my life
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britany* 1 decade ago
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BC WHO WOULDN'T WANNA TWERK WITH YOU?! lol same actually I feel you, I gotchu
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SunKissedBeauty 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli,

I want to lick you. You have a nice . You make me fart. You should lick my . Someday I will lick yours. You + me = lickin' buddies. If I saw you now I’d fart on you.I would build a just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Baby Got Back. We could twerk under the stars.

Love,
your twerking, lickin' buddy.

(P.S. the only reason I like you is because I like big butts.)
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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I have no butt what so ever soo
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SunKissedBeauty 1 decade ago
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its okay, you dont have to lie anymore.
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Swag Unicorn* 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli,

I admire you. You have a nice booty. You make me p.iss mahself from laughter. You should marry eric. Someday i will give you nutela. You+me=swag-fu*king-erific and y'all others are basic bi*ches. If i saw you right now i'd give you nutella. I want to give you a rainbow pooping unicorn. I would build a house out of chocolate with wifi and cats. If i could sing you any song it would be also 'baby got back'. We could eat nutela under the stars.
Love,

Ana

(P.S. im allergic to nutella but i'd eat it wid u lawlz)
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p0kemon 1 decade ago
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since i am a lazy lil shet
eli, you are my main betch we are bifflez 5eva nd alwyz
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Dear Eli,
I hate you. You have a nice a.ss. You make me mad. You should stop sleeping with everyone in sight. Someday I will slap you. You + me = swag. If I saw you now I'd run away. I want to ignore you. I would build a cupcake house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Stupid Hoe. We could ignore each other under the stars.
Love, Haleigh

PS. You look hawt in your profile picture
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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omg gurl lyk dat waz su meen ;)
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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bby it had tu b sed
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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whtvr I nvr lykd u anywy
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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noone lyks me dmmy. hav yhu bn on my askfm
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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i fllw u but dnt luk rlly
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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yhu shud cz im lyk ttly hawt
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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Kk i wlL ong hyu su cul and yuh su flyz
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