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True friends ignore each other's acne.

True friends
ignore each other's acne.

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jahan 1 decade ago

But even my grandma tells me I'm a spotty freak.. I must have in true friends if this quote issue lol

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posted August 7, 2013 at 9:33pm UTC tagged with honestly, lol, funny

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