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Princess: "I know wher- Knight: clamps hand over her mouth

Princess: "I know wher- Knight: *clamps hand over her mouth* Princess: ... Knight: "Quiet, or thou shall stir the beast." Knight: *pulls out sword so loudly an earthquake happens*

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posted August 8, 2013 at 4:33pm UTC tagged with everytime, metallicclash, funny

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