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Commercial: pillow pets Me: It's a pillow! Me: It's

Commercial: *pillow pets*
Me: It's a pillow!
Me: It's a pet!
Me: ITS THIS DEAD SQUIRREL I FOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

posted August 10, 2013 at 10:37pm UTC tagged with funny, wow, hilarious, commercial, pet, pillows, pillowpets, pillowpet, roadkill

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