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I never do truth is and stuff because I fear that no one will

I never do truth is and stuff because
I fear that no one will like it
and I'll just kind of be sitting there like
okay...

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musiclover1414 1 decade ago

Oh my gosh! I always feel like a socially awkward person and such! And then i don't like liking truth is and rates stuff because i know i'm below a 1 ._.

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Muffin1811 1 decade ago

Ikr, same here!

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musiclover1414 1 decade ago

Right?! :o

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posted August 12, 2013 at 6:47pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, idk, imaloser, truthis

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