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I am 99.9% sure that I'm a Disney princess. The 0.01% uncertainty

I am 99.9% sure that I'm a Disney princess.
The 0.01% uncertainty is because birds don't talk to me.

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posted August 14, 2013 at 12:52pm UTC tagged with disney, princess, funny

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