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When my mom says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have

When my mom says she'll be ready in 5 minutes,
I know I have just enough time to fly to space and finish
building my Death Star before we go.

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posted August 15, 2013 at 2:32pm UTC tagged with funny, mom, wit

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I hate having people over so much I always feel obligated to entertain them like when I'm at other people's houses we just hang out and do whatever but I feel differently at my house. They're over and I'm just like do you want bread I have bread
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