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Person: Makes meaningful facebook status To look in the mirror,

Person: *Makes meaningful facebook status* To look in the mirror, and see that the person staring back isn't you..
Me: Then it's probably a window

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WhenAllElseFails

posted August 15, 2013 at 2:42pm UTC tagged with girls, facebook, god, funny

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Me: *puts on song* Me: *sings* Me: *sings guitar parts* Me: *sings all instruments* Me: *air guitar* Me: *air drums* Me: *headbanging* Me: stood up, headbanging, air guitar* Me: *1 man mosh pit in bedroom*
Has anyone else ever noticed that every single girl everywhere has a certain face they do in every selfie.

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Person: *Makes meaningful facebook status* To look in the mirror,