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Stomach: Hey, look it's your crush! Stomach: I think it's

Stomach: Hey, look it's your crush!
Stomach: I think it's about time to see if he has a whale fetish.
Me: No-
Stomach: *makes dying whale sounds*

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Raining_Sunshine

posted August 16, 2013 at 12:45pm UTC tagged with funny, awkward, crush, whale

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