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Today is such a beautiful day to give me money.

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Original_Teen

posted August 16, 2013 at 4:46pm UTC tagged with tumblr, el, notmine, oh, funny

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me: I'm cold dad: hi cold, I'm dad *dads of the world unite in uproarious laughter*