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i like to say 'excuse me' when i'm like 7 ft away

i like to say 'excuse me' when i'm like 7 ft away from someone just to
let them know in advance to get the hell out of my way

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posted August 16, 2013 at 5:24pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, idek, excuseme

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