Okay, so I'm
allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I
really
don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts
were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being
stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized
that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the
girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as
slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on
the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and
basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman
year.
sweet jesus now i'm embarrassed