When I get really annoyed with my mom, this is what I do. Supposedly,

When I get really annoyed with  my mom, this is what I do.
Supposedly, I don't communicate enough. So, I tell my mom that I have an account on this website called Witty Profiles. Then, I proceed to tell her that my quotes reflect my most inner emotions and thoughts. The last step is to find all of the weirdest quotes I can, read them to her and leave her utterly confused.
I know, I am an evil person.