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Why don't you go slip into something more comfortable, like

Why don't you go slip into something more comfortable,
like a coma.

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posted August 19, 2013 at 11:21am UTC tagged with funny, comeback

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When I get really annoyed with my mom, this is what I do. Supposedly, I don't communicate enough. So, I tell my mom that I have an account on this website called Witty Profiles. Then, I proceed to tell her that my quotes reflect my most inner emotions and thoughts. The last step is to find all of the weirdest quotes I can, read them to her and leave her utterly confused. I know, I am an evil person.
Hey school, [I know it is a little late] But I was wondering if we could reschedule. Summer is going to take longer than I expected.

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