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did you know a newborn kangaroo is small enough to fit in a teaspoon

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a newborn kangaroo is small enough to fit in a teaspoon

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The Chosen One* 1 decade ago

HOLLLLYYYYY MOLLLLYY O.O RLLY?O:

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blue_eyed_babe11

posted August 22, 2013 at 9:28am UTC tagged with adorable, baby, kangaroo, cute

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