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z-snaps gets a mansion wins lottery becomes famous *meets

*z-snaps*
*gets a mansion*
*wins lottery*
*becomes famous*
*meets someone famous*
*wins X-Factor/The Voice/American Idol/w.e*
*back-flips to beach party*
*wins limbo contest*
*rides the waves*
*lands on whale*
*rides off into the sunset*

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Oniichan 1 decade ago

Awsome XD

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art of hatred* 1 decade ago

thank you :)

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posted August 24, 2013 at 10:35am UTC tagged with funny, instagramcaptionspinoff

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