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I asked my mum how to cook she showed me how to cut a sandwich

I asked my mum how to cook
she showed me how to cut a sandwich in half

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posted August 24, 2013 at 7:28pm UTC tagged with story, lol, true, random, yep, sandwich, cooking, shedoesntbelieveinme, funny

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