Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?

Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?

Me: Yup, let's change the subject.

My Boyfriend: 

Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?

Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.

Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*

My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.