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Ladies, If you aren't a mans' first choose than don't

  
  Ladies, If you aren't a
  mans'

  first choose than don't become

  his second choose. IF he truly

  liked you, you would have been

  his first choose.

  KassieKiss

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posted August 28, 2013 at 12:20am UTC tagged with advice, dontbesecond, befirstornothing

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