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Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish on its ability to

Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it’s stupid

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posted August 28, 2013 at 2:27pm UTC tagged with love, funny, famous, inspirational, cute, lol, true, weird, tv, advice

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