Mom: Finish your
chores!
Me: *Crying*
Me: Cant you see I'm going through a really
harsh break up right now?
Mom: I didn't even know you were dating
someone...
Me: Everything was fine, and then they just broke
it off without any last words.
Me: One day they were faving my quotes and they
next day they unfollowed me.
Mom: Wuht..?
Me: WE WERE MUTUALLY FOLLOWING EACH OTHER
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT'S LIKE THE COMMITMENT OF A
LIFETIME!!
I wonder what was your mother's countenance after the "commitment of a lifetime" part.