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Mom: Finish your chores! Me: *Crying* Me: Cant you see I'm

Mom: Finish your chores! 
Me: *Crying*
Me: Cant you see I'm going through a really harsh break up right now?
Mom: I didn't even know you were dating someone...
Me: Everything was fine, and then they just broke it off without any last words. 
Me: One day they were faving my quotes and they next day they unfollowed me. 
Mom: Wuht..? 
Me: WE WERE MUTUALLY FOLLOWING EACH OTHER DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT'S LIKE THE COMMITMENT OF A LIFETIME!!

2 Comments

Rapha 1 decade ago
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Hahaha.. That made fall back laughing!
I wonder what was your mother's countenance after the "commitment of a lifetime" part.
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SalemSoto 1 decade ago
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lol this happens to me .
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ChocoTaco

posted August 28, 2013 at 8:01pm UTC tagged with joke, lol, life, internet, funny

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