If you
want to break up with your partner just follow these
steps
1)Kill them.This way they will never bother you
again.Also you can use the remains to make a stew
2)Tell them that you have a disease that makes your nipples
travel inward, causing you to form one big nipple
3)Tell them that it's not going to work out because you fell
in love with your brother/sister and you are currently in a
serious relationship with them.