Breakup Quote #6872649
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If you want to break up with your partner just follow these steps

If you want to break up with your partner just follow these steps

1)Kill them.This way they will never bother you again.Also you can use the remains to make a stew 

2)Tell them that you have a disease that makes your nipples travel inward, causing you to form one big nipple

3)Tell them that it's not going to work out because you fell in love with your brother/sister and you are currently in a serious relationship with them.

3 Comments

ForgiveMe 1 decade ago
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I Loved the 1st one & I'm going to try it.. thanks for the help ;)
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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always welcome :)
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath 1 decade ago
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Or tell them you're pregnant.
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