i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i
am
me: brb i need to have a shower
him: okay have fun
him: wait
him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll
just light myself on fire or somethingi
I'm marrying him .
omg i laughed so hard