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The scale when I step on it: One at a time please.

The scale when I step on it: One at a time please.

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insecureteen 1 decade ago

You're not fat!

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posted September 4, 2013 at 9:53pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, yallthinkimplayingbutimnot, mooooooo, wegotacowupinhurr, forrealdoesadface, away messages

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