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Fav [♥] if you have... (1) Been to Mars. (2) Given birth to

Fav [♥] if you have...

(1) Been to Mars.
(2) Given birth to a hippopotamus.
(3) Found Osama Bin Laden in hide and seek.
(4) Performed life threatening heart surgery on a 104 year old man.
(5) Discovered a unicorn egg.
(6) Dug a hole to China.
(7) Breathed.

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