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THE BOOK, IS ALWAYS BETTER.

THE BOOK,
IS ALWAYS BETTER.

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elephants_are_cool* 1 decade ago

YES
about time someone made a quote about this

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Beau* 1 decade ago

hahahaha true :P :)

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posted September 8, 2013 at 12:05pm UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, lol, life, true, movies, books, waaaaybetter

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