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me: whiter than the average white girl.

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whiter than the average white girl.

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posted September 8, 2013 at 4:35pm UTC tagged with imsopale, itssad, funny

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Hi okay guys so you know what makes me really angry? WHEN PEOPLE PLAY THE VICTIM CARD. DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG TO ME OR MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP ALL THE TIME. HI OKAY MAYBE I did something wrong but don't get all mad and still believe you are an understanding, nice, caring person. OKAY. Because that my friend is being fake. Say someone does something not so great to someone but, they are truely sorry. But you decide to not forgive them. That is fine and all BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ACT LIKE THIS INNOCENT VICTIM THAT IS NICE TO EVERYONE AND IS REALLY UNDERSTANDING OKAY. Because not forgiving someone for making a mistake that they are sorry for is literally the dumbest thing ever.
*someone dies* me: laughs *someone tells sad story* me:laughs *something bad happens to me* me:laughs *someone falls* me:laughs *teacher is talking* me:laughs *something serious is happening* me:laughs *someone is crying* me:laughs *sad event happens* me:laughs *someone is getting in trouble* me:laughs *is getting yelled at* me:laughs *funny story is told* me: crys from laughing. *something thats supposed to be funny happens* me: dead on the ground *someone says my name* me: done *someone says poop* me: 110% done. *something is actually funny and other people think it's funny* me: straight face

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