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I want to be British, so I call my mom “Mum” then

I want to be British, so I call my mom “Mum”
then she decides to talk in a British accent too,
and then I switch back to calling her mom.

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posted September 10, 2013 at 7:43pm UTC tagged with mom, british, funny

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