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ohmygosh in history class today we were working on a multiple

ohmygosh in history class today we were working on a multiple choice review packet and i didn't know the answer to one of the questions so i turned around and asked my friend eric and he said, "b like your bra size" and omfg i can't

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chickittylover 1 decade ago

oh my god he sounds awesome

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posted September 13, 2013 at 5:15pm UTC tagged with funny, truestory, historyclass, imactuallyanacupooops

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